"I’m an adult, but not like a real adult"

— anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

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gymleaderkyle:

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i should really go outside

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much better

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  • Baby: d-d-d-
  • Waylon: daddy? Are you trying to say daddy?
  • Baby: DARLING
  • Waylon: *drop kicks child*

Tags: outlast no dont why

orangesage:

If you ever hate or are embarrassed by the Naruto fandom, just remember it didn’t join in an alliance with One Piece and Bleach and make something embarrassing like SuperWhoLock.

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wealwaysbreathe:

sexrumors:

trying to bang with ur boo while ur parent in the other room

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OH MY FUCKINg GOD

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suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

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Art trade for a friend

Art trade for a friend

Some Pallete drawings I did

thatsabingo:

So I follow my aunties on pintrest for like sharing recipes and stuff but today one of them posted this gif:

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and they’re all commenting like “the perfect man” and “what all women want ;)” and stuff like that

And I’m over here laughing my ass off because that’s gay porn star, Austin Wolf. This gif is from a gay porno. Like, literally 5 seconds after this moment, he has a cock in his mouth.

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sassyabrahamlincoln:

"what classes are you taking this semester"

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broratio:

when u see a hot girl and ur like: life goals???? or wife goals??????

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laughinyourheads:

londoin:

do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why

this is my chance

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