19920109:

we got skeleton decorations in at my work

(Source: masoncheryl, via manafromheaven)

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

scottish:

remember when these pieces of shit were everywhere and they were the best thing ever
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and when you were too old to play with them you would just randomly move one when no one was looking

(via malik-the-hummusexual)

vivzie-pop:

poisonmushroom-org:

dulcetflan:

kanyelujah:

i was expecting the ‘holy f***ing s***, f***ing dinosaurs’ but this was just

i wAS TRYING TO DRINK WATER AND IT WENT UP THE BACK OF MY MOUTH AND OUT OF MY NOSE

I was about to take a sip of my drink, and I couldn’t finish, I was laughing too hard.

And it just gets worse as it keeps going.

this is still my favorite thing.

(via ummmwine)

vinebox:

How to shake hands with tall people

(via r-dragon)

darning-socks:

I’LL SLEEP WHEN I’M DEAD

(via r-dragon)

tastefullyoffensive:

[sarahseeandersen]
people-like-anime:

brocks fuckiing eyes ARE YIU SERIYOUS

people-like-anime:

brocks fuckiing eyes ARE YIU SERIYOUS

(Source: 1kidsentertainment, via yosuke-hanamuras)


i just realized Mink looks like he has a pregnancy test in his hair…

i just realized Mink looks like he has a pregnancy test in his hair…

(Source: dramaticallymurdered-confessions)

kanyes-wife:

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear

(via fictionalbeastt)

crrocs:

i wanna get hot and fit and healthy but like i dont wanna stop living off junk food and watching tv shows and sleeping until 4pm ya feel me

(via fictionalbeastt)

timeanddisregard:

It seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago 

(via fictionalbeastt)

viridies:

*is in the manga section of the bookshop* *sees another person* HAHA! what a nerd

(via cattchi)

  • why other people look forward to turning 18: finally being able to drive, living alone, freedom, legal adult, able to finally drink and other stuff.
  • me: able to read rated fanfiction with no one objecting, buying gay porn freely with no one reprimanding me, legit reason to watch and get involved with R18 stuff, finally telling the truth when i click the "i am 18 and above" button.
  • classmate: that song's old
  • me: your mum's old too but you still listen to her
  • -knocks chair down, stands on table, double flip off, high fives teacher, strip and run down the streets screaming yolo-